Monday, December 19, 2005


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"We are now entering what used to be the famous city of New Orleans, which was completely destroyed during the summer of 2005, when its levees broke, its buildings flooded, and its population vanished."

"This used to be the State of New Mexico, which was invaded by the MS-13 gang during the winter of 2008, re-named Nuevo Mexico, and re-populated with 140 million Mexican gardeners."

"This used to be the World Trade Center towers, until Saudi terrorists crashed 2 hijacked planes full of passengers into them in broad daylight, causing 220 floors of skyscraper filled with more than 3000 working Americans, to collapse inside a giant plume of fire, bodyparts, and smoke. For $19.99 you may purchase a piece of 911 scorched metal in a velvet-lined box."

"What we're beginning to approach now, ladies and gentlemen, is the blackened ruins of what used to be Las Vegas, once a gambling metropolous called "Satan's playground" by the Iranian Dictator Ahmedinejad, just before his white-robed ministers invaded it with 22 nuclear bombs."

I thought this would be funny, but it's not.

I thought I'd be giggling writing it, but I'm not.

I had planned a lot more,
but find that I can't continue this.
Strange, hm?

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